Did you know that here at National Dance Clubs we are on the cutting edge of science? WE HAVE ACTUALLY CURED a very mysterious disease known as “Two Left Feet”. I don’t know if you have heard of it before, but it is quite debilitating. “Two Left Feet” has caused many hardships for many men and women on the dance floor, but National Dance Clubs is here to help! Our wonderfully trained team of experts have been transforming these individuals at a 100% success rate. 100 percent!
Do you suffer from this dreadful disease? Do you avoid weddings, dance functions, and clubs? Do you dance in front of your mirror but fear dancing socially? Please, don’t hesitate to call National Dance Clubs! We are here to help!
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written by: K. Caron
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